“”Ha, we’re changing Operation Iraqi Freedom to Operation New Dawn – sounds like a Twilight movie – we’re not occupiers, we’re sexy vampires!”
“It seems like we have to tax something, why not rich dead people? Of all the things you could tax; they don’t have any need for the money, on account of that whole being dead thing.”
“To really understand how whack religion is, you have to look at the new religions– which for this country is Mormons and Scientologists. Who I think should merge and make Mormontology.”
“Every asshole who ever chanted ‘Drill baby drill’ should have to report to the Gulf coast today for cleanup duty”
“Men are only as loyal as their options.”
“State of Union speeches – always remind me of the old Ed Sullivan show: something for everybody! The Beatles, Kate Smith, a fucking juggler”
“I don’t hate America. I love America. Thomas Jefferson lived in America. Mark Twain lived in America. So did Billie Holiday and Frank Lloyd Wright… and a lot of other people Sarah Palin never heard of.”
“It is being reported that a third of the world watched the royal wedding – and yet they claim gays are only 3 pct of population?”
“The irony is what we love most about our cars—the feeling of freedom they provide—has made us slaves. Slaves to cheap oil, which has corrupted our politics, threatened our environment and funded our enemies.”
“Isn’t the problem that almost all Republicans are conservative, but not all Democrats are liberal?”
“There was a revolution in the Arab country of Tunisia. Not a lot of people know about Tunisia. Sarah Palin thinks it’s the name of one of Obama’s kids”
“Laura Bush coming out for gay marriage! I guess if you’re married to W for 30 yrs you know you don’t have to be gay to have sex with an asshole.”
“The battle for good health is won on the cellular level”
“When you tolerate intolerance, you are not really being a liberal.”
“Sarah Palin has strong opinions on the Libyans. She said marriage is between a man and a woman and Libyans like Rachel Maddow are what is ruining this country.”
“There’s a reason small towns are small. No one wants to live there.”
“I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the president, not a rerun of ‘Law & Order’.”
“Sarah Palin on her Facebook page said she still believes in death panels. You know what, Sarah, if we were going to get rid of useless people, you would be the first to know.”
“We fear different things. I fear climate change. They fear a demon in a red bodysuit… with a pitchfork.”
“The Real Axis of Evil in America is the Genius of our marketing and the gullibility of our people”
HEADLINES
June 28, 2019
HBO Real Time June 28th
Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D) is the first female combat veteran running to be President of the United States and the U.S. Representative for Hawaii’s 2nd congressional district. Gabbard currently serves on the House Committee on Armed Services and the Committee on Financial Services.
June 21, 2019
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June 21, 2019
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Allan Lichtman is a Distinguished Professor of History at American University and author of “The Case for Impeachment.”
June 15, 2019
DEAD MAN TALKING
This sounds like a clumsy plot twist in a John Grisham movie, but it’s not. The estranged daughter of Thomas Hofeller, the GOP operative nicknamed “the Michelangelo of gerrymandering,” recently discovered some of her late father’s hard drives in storage. Now, what they revealed isn’t shocking – that the Republicans are trying to use every trick they […]
July 14, 2019
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George Will is a Washington Post syndicated columnist and author of the new book “The Conservative Sensibility.” He recently wrote about the updates being applied to college SAT scores for students that come from challenging social backgrounds.
May 31, 2019
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Gov. William Weldis a 2020 Republican Presidential Candidate. He served two terms as the Governor of Massachusetts and seven years in Department of Justice during the Reagan Administration.
April 6, 2019
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Rep. Adam Schiff (D) is the U.S. Representative for California’s 28th congressional district and Chairman of the House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence. In a recent op-ed for The Washington Post, he wrote that Congress must ensure that President Trump works for the American people – not foreign interests.
May 10, 2019
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Michael Lewis is host of the “Against the Rules” podcast and author of the “The Fifth Risk.” His previous books, “Moneyball,” “The Blind Side” and “The Big Short,” were adapted into critically acclaimed films.
May 17, 2019
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Twitter: Not a chance.
July 24, 2019
HAT CRIME
The Internet has no shortage of videos of people wearing MAGA hats in public places getting water thrown on them, having their hats snatched off their heads and, in some cases, being refused service.
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Trump vs. Press, Fake News, Dem Priorities
Bill and his guests – Keith Olbermann, Heather McGhee, Tom Perez, and Jon Meacham – answer viewer questions after the show
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