Ask what your country can do for Jared Kushner

When Jared Kushner’s dad was in prison, Little Jared ran the family company and made the decision to buy a cool building at 666 Fifth Avenue. (It was adorable! It was like Monopoly crossed with Home Alone.) Except The New York Times reports that he paid $1.8 billion for it and it was 30 percent empty and the rents only covered around half of the mortgage, because Jared Kushner is a dullard. If 666 was any more of a white elephant, Eric Trump would shoot it.